>sick as balls >cant move my anything for shit >can just BARELY see my goddamn ceiling straight >"hhhhellllllllllllppp" as 3 different texts to my sister who is littterally in the living room >nobody comes >6pm >havent been able tostand >still nobody has even poked their head in to see if im alive >finally falll alseep >SHIT HURTS THERE TOO >im a walrus >like that movie tusks? >just like that >flop around in my little crazy realistic walrus habitat >>"hhhhuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrggggghhhh" >everybody point and laughs and throws peanuts at me >sad cat reaction image >one of those peanuts happen to be a pill! >use my little walrus body to hoist myself up in the air and catch it in my tusks >or, whatever walrus teeth are called >wake up after catching the pill with this weird fuel of determination >fall off my bed >crawl to kitchen >return with not a pill >but a massize, half frozen, cheese bagel from costco