WELCOME TO THE DIGIEST CORNER OF THE WEB CHUCKLEFUCKK!

TODAY ON NORTH AMERICAS LOCAL CRYPTIDS, WE TAKE A PEAK INTO THE MIND OF THE ELUVISE MIDWEST EMO HORROR WRITER......THERES, UH, NOT MUCH THERE.

anywho, this little dumpsterfire of a site b4 you is just a barebones project o' mine that i got a lil to distracted while workin on........so here we are/ i mean in the future(next week)(or maybe rn? i got nothin to do today)(except my homework)(damn it why would you make me remember now i have no plausible deniability)(shit) i wanna do somethin with it, like distribute drugs or somethin,but until i have the motivs to put anything on here, this place is just gonna be a lil crash zone for me

you will NOT find any of my old klance works on here, whoever spread that rumour is a punk ass bitch who im gonna throw hands with next time i see, sorry to disapoint but i put that shit behind me

you will however find: yapfests, teenage angst in the form of vauge song lyrics, old man yaoi, brass knuckles for punching facists, sans, and crappy fish gifs from 03

OKAY BASIC THINGS, LET GO, uhh........ im a gemini, my classpect is thief of time, my undertale soul is purple, im a slytherin, slendys favourite proxy, cabin 5 kid, my element of harmony is loyalty, and im a raging homosexual. hey, remember what i said about revaluating your standards? nows the time to do so cause if none of that was a red flag your in for a bad time (¬_¬)

bad time...bad time... oh, yeah, this crappy site is bout to give me a headache and you a bad time!! my site-map shouuuld be over in that corner if i did everythin right, im writing this before i did any of that, so, i cant actually say if anything here is reliable.

my art page, which is, sorta of in the name. i dontthink i gotts explain that one, sjust a portfolio lmao

writing corner, which isnt so much writing as it is my online journal where i bitch and moan about whatevers on my mind, i think i put a link somewhere to my ao3 and docs/drafts but idk

my shrinnnnnnnneeeeee where i sacrifice everybody in my guest to whatever chaarcetr ive got heart eyes for

my dream page, not much to say, i just like, talk shit about my subconsious

summer o'24 - winter o'25

other spots to find me

lifes_playlist_atm

upd8t log_

6/19/24_ did this awesome ass rework, n added this log!!11!

8/26/24_ guess what motherfuckers!! while you lot were doubtin my abilities i went and got most of those dinky little links to work,

10/11/24_ say hi to my son 8ball, she was born half an hour ago and stretched his moms asshole so wide u fit a football up there

1/23/25_ WOAH, and whole ass site rework!!for the 4rd time!! monumental, really